Me
haha
man, based on the page views from my anti conservative blog I am seriously starting to think I should just webcast random anti right wing stuff
‘Rush Limbaugh is fat and has a small penis’
9:12pm

Nick
I think it’s pretty safe to say you’ll be corresponding on the daily show within two years at the outside.
9:12pm

Me
‘You can tell, because he tries in vain to compensate for it every day of his life’
9:13pm

Nick
By being loud and in your face all the time?
9:13pm

Me
well, it’s better than saying ‘you can tell because this one time in ecuador a giant spider ate my friend’s pet rat!’
9:14pm

Nick
Ahhhhh!!!! you’re speaking republican!!!
You tricked me!!!
9:14pm

Me
haha!
9:15pm

Wait, what? You think someone would hire me because I have basic grammar skills and a sarcastic communication style, that when coupled with politically themed topics ends up mildly funny?

Dang, I should have been pimpin’ this ho years ago! Somebody better have my money! Or their own money that they want to give to me! Ohhhh life…
*thought bubble*
Future me apathetically teaching aerobics to hundreds of fat republican right-wingers that have erased history 1984 style… and I’m OLD!

There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…
*end thought bubble*

I think I need to start working on a time machine.

[also, I have no real knowledge about Rush Limbaugh's BMI or penis size - thank goodness!]