“We have a small dog. His name is Yappie. We often go to the movies and at nights you read books aloud to me because I’m borderline illiterate. Our days are spent on a beach in the South of France and we often go bike riding together - in fact, I just got you that cute adult/kid bike for two so that you can ride with your daughter on the back. You’re currently pregnant with, what we hope is my baby, however there is a chance it could be Chinese (long story, we’ve worked through that). We both like hand-holding, gentle donkey punches, and dress up.”

Life is just perception of your own reality. Right? lol