Jeni says:

JDub!

JDub says:

Jeni!

JDub says:

Why do client’s lie to me Jeni?
Why would they tell me that an ERA was dated 4/29 when it was really 4/21?
Why would they say the amount is 45.00 when it is really 425.00?
Why would they tell me the check was 123457891521 when it was really 00124-0001123457891521?
And most importantly, how hard do you think it would be for me to get a small business loan to construct an elaborate death ray?
Do you think if I built it at home I could do that with a home improvement loan?
Well this paperwork all seems to be in order, they’d say.
What was it again that you were going to do with the laser assembly? Weather analysis?
“Actually I intend to use it to exact vengenace on a cruel and unforgiving world”
“Fair enough.”

Jeni says:

You know I am going to blog you.

JDub says:

Fair enough.
But if you generate revenue with google ad words, I get a cut to constuct the doom array.
(you can help me pick the targets)